It’s not the most common name, but there certainly are a lot of people named Michael Main spread over careers and countries.
There’s another Michael Main who lives in my neighborhood. We haven’t met, but I know he exists because back in the days when folks went to physical video rental stores, his Blockbuster account was often confused with mine.
I have distant one-sided relationships with two other guys who share my name – one in Florida and another in California. Those are email relationships, although I did send one of them an old-fashioned letter. Their email often gets sent to me due to fumbling fingers on one or both ends of their conversations. The well-named individual whom I targeted with a dead tree letter still hasn’t figured out his real email address. I get notices about the stuff he buys (don’t ask), websites where he enrolls, as well as all the resultant spam.
As the commercials say, “But wait! There’s more!”
Google reveals a Michael Main who is a trainer for the Sri Lanka national cricket team, a Michael Main who is a University of Colorado computer science professor, as well as a couple of writers named Michael Main (one, who refers to himself as a language poet, shares the same middle initial as me). There’s an anthropology professor named Michael Main in Australia, a cardiologist named Michael Main in Kansas City, a Pastor Michael Main in Duluth, Minnesota and a Michael Main who is a safari guide in Africa.
Take my word for it, there’s a multitude of folks named Michael Main. We span the globe. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
The point of this?
There really isn’t one, although cynical minds might suspect I’m trying to Google bomb the name Michael Main and associate it with this website. That would be a crass stunt.
Let me state clearly that I, Michael Main, wouldn’t think of doing such a blatant, self-aggrandizing thing as Google bombing the name Michael Main.
Of course, some other Michael Main might.
It’s not like I know them all.